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Watchtower Industries is a group of good friends who have nothing better to do with their lives than maintain a website that recounts funny incidents that occurred in their lives and pays homage to inside jokes that no one else would probably get. Oh, and we're kicking some ideas around for creating our own video games, but that's something that we're not saying anything about until....well, we actually have something to say about it.
Watchtower Industries is currently Kit, Tani, and Sparks. Kit is the mastermind behind this sweet website that is sweet because he's typing this and can say whatever he wants about his bitchin' website (also shameless plug for his blog). Tani has been Kit's best bud for, like, ever and helps test out the site and make sure shit is chill (also I hear he likes to eat SpaghettiOs out of the trash). Sparks likes to beat Kit and tell him that his website is lame (also he kinda looks like a pirate).
Tani pushed Sparks and Kit into trying EVE Online, which is essentially Progress Quest in space. Excited to have new space bros (and a large amount of free play time thanks to referrals), Tani created a corporation (fancy space talk for clan) named Watchtower Industries, after the house that he and Sparks had moved into with a number of other friends (all of which are pending members of the Watchtower Industries website team). The house is large but worn from years of frat boys throwing wild college parties and tearing doors off the hinges to use as beer pong tables. There's also a sex dungeon, but we don't talk about the sex dungeon. It's also worth noting that Kit was the only Watchtower Industries member that didn't actually live in the Watchtower, but Sparks decided to head home for the summer, so has taken his place and escaped his apartment in the ghetto. Kit currently resides in the basement where Sparks lived much like I imagine he would in the wilderness, with a missing shower knob and a number of buckets to capture water from the leaking ceiling.
Last Updated: 3/9/10